Another Joke Thursday

Hello all.  I am quite happy since today is acupuncture day for me, and I figure since you all can't come, you should get a joke... Especially since I forgot last week!

An officer pulls over a car for going 138 miles an hour.  The woman rolls down her window and asks,  "Is there a problem, Officer?"  The officer replies, "Ma'am, you were speeding."
Woman: "Oh, was I?"
Officer: Can I see your license, please?
Woman: I'd give it to you, but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk, if you want
to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. He shouts, "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle slowly, please!"
The woman steps out of her vehicle with a very confused expression and asks, "Is there a problem sir?"
 "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner."
 The woman puts her hands up hesitantly and asks, "Murdered the owner?"
"Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please."
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
"Is this your car, ma'am?"
She pulls out the papers, "Yes, here are the registration papers."
The first officer is stunned.
The senior officer throws the first officer a raised eyebrow before saying to the woman, "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."
The woman rolls her eyes and takes her clutch back, "Betcha that lying jerk told you I was speeding, too!"