Joke Thursday

Before we get to the joke, I want to share the laugh that Dad brought home yesterday. He works as an electrician, and so he gets to work in a variety of construction areas.  Today, he brought home informational tags from the job site. It is a good thing someone thought of a system to clarify things.  There are situations where clearly, there is no correct choice.

Now, onto the joke!

Teacher's gifts

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.
The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"


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Have a good Thursday.  May your Friday come swiftly and pleasantly, and may your weekend be long and luxurious.

EDIT: I wrote this blog Wednesday night and scheduled it to come up Thursday morning. I had no way of knowing that I would open Thursday's paper and find a coupon that needed to be added into this blog:

Okay, maybe I'm an easy giggle, but this definitely entertained me enough to go get my camera and then upload one more picture!  Polga in Bakersfield... teehee.  Let me know if you need the coupon.