We're all much too mature to tell them any more, but it has been so long, maybe we can start telling them again.
Okay, so I don't remember telling this one earlier than 14, but it tickled me for quite a few years.
The richest man in the world is getting old. He has no heirs. He decides to throw a party. When the guests all get there, packed in tight he takes the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the person who swims across that pool.'
So the party continues. Everyone is just standing around staring at the pool, until suddenly, there is a huge splash.
In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.
The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks.
The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the jerk that pushed me in!'
I hope it tickled your funny bone. Got a better one? E-mail it to me.
There were three people in an airplane. The pilot, a 13 year old boy, and the smartest man in the world. The plane started having engine problems, and they discovered that there were only two parachutes. They began to discuss who should use the parachutes, when the smartest man in the world grabbed a parachute and jumped. The pilot then told the boy that he should take the second chute. The boy responded, "We will both take parachutes! The smartest man in the world took my backpack!"
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